Don haka, eh, New Jersey shine babban abin dariya. Amma ga kowane abu mara kyau, akwai wani abu daidai daidai. Shi ya sa muke son wannan wuri. Anan, abubuwa 30 waɗanda kowane ɗan ƙasar Lambu zai iya danganta su… ko da babu wanda zai iya.
Drew Lazor/Cin Ciki Mai Tsanani 1. Mascot mu na hukuma ya kamata ya zama Triniti mai tsarki na naman alade, kwai da cuku (aka the Taylor ham sandwich). Kar a buga shi har sai kun gwada daya.
2. Muna da haɗin kai na musamman na girman kai da ƙiyayya game da asalin jiharmu.
3. Mun san kowace hanyar da za mu bi daga New Jersey zuwa Manhattan.
4. Mun ayyana inda muke zama bisa ga fitowar turnpike (ko wurin shakatawa).
5. Kuma ta kantuna. Kuna kusa da Cherry Hill, Bridgewater, Palisades, Freehold Raceway ko Short Hills?
Man bishiyar shayi na haifar da asarar gashi
6. Babu wanda ya kira shi Joisey.
7. Amma wasun mu suna da wasu karin magana mai ban dariya. Maimaita bayan mu: wuka (ruwa) da bege (bage).
8. Ba mu san yadda ake fitar da iskar gas ɗinmu ba. Kuma ba mu damu da shi ba.
baki na kawar da kai akan hanci
Todd Heisler / The New York Times 9. A wasu wurare, mutane suna yin ragi a shagunan kofi. Muna zaune a masu cin abinci.
10. New Yorkers na iya samun lattes na . Za mu sha kofi na Wawa (da hoagies) kowace rana.
11. Arewa da South Jersey na iya zama mabanbanta jihohi. Kuma Central Jersey tana da rikicin ainihi.
12. A’a, wannan ba danyen najasa ba ne da kake wari. Ita ce kawai Elizabeth.
A Stage America13. Yana da kasa ga gabar ruwa , mutane. Kuma a'a, ba muna magana ne game da wannan wasan kwaikwayon na gaskiya wanda ya lalata wakilinmu har abada.
14. Cape May cikar Victoria ce.
15. A nan ne ake kawo mana hoages ɗinmu a bakin teku.
16. Ba ma son Bennys da Shoobies (kun san…'yan yawon bude ido daga NY da PA) cunkoson bakin tekun mu a lokacin rani.
wasan sarauta wun wun
17. Amma muna farin cikin buga rundunar zuwa Jets da Giants a Gabashin Rutherford ta MetLife Stadium.
Hotunan Al Bello/Getty 18. A New Jersey, idan ya motsa, akwai haraji a kansa. Sai dai tufafi. Don haka muna sayen su da yawa.
19. Ba mu da gaske gaskanta da Jersey Iblis… amma Chris Christie shine gaske.
20. Amma ’ya’yan Pine sun fi hani.
21. Kuma mu Lambun Jihar peaches, tumatir da blueberries babu shakka su ne mafi kyau a kasar.
Ed Yourdon/Flicker 22. Mun fi yin jujjuya hagu. Abin da hannun jug ake yi kenan.
23. Maganar tulin tulu, al’ada ce. Kuma yaro yana jin daɗin kallon mutanen da ba a cikin gari suke ƙoƙarin gano su.
john cena yayi aure
24. Ba shi yiwuwa a guje wa hanyoyin biyan kuɗi. Shi ya sa duk muna da EZ-Pass.
25. Atlantic City ya kamata a kebe na musamman don bachelorette jam'iyyun… da Miss America pageant.
26. Mu ba ’yan bogi da ’yan siyasa ba ne, kamar Sopranos kuma Daular Boardwalk watakila kun yarda.
na halitta fuska fakitoci ga pimples
27. Amma mun san mutane da yawa mai suna Tony.
HBO 28. Snooki ba a zahiri daga NJ ba.
29. Bruce Springsteen ne. Ana kiran shi The Boss saboda dalili.
30. Kuma za mu ko da yaushe zuciya Bon Jovi.
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