Sau ɗaya a cikin a blue wata , a lokacin gungura mara iyaka don nemo abin kallo , Ka yi ganganci tuntuɓe a kan wasan kwaikwayo mai ban dariya, don haka sama-sama , damn wawa cewa dole ne ka ba shi harbi. Sannan wani lokacin ana cewa nunin ya zama na mafi kyawun nunin gasa a duk talabijin kuma kuna kwana uku kuna ƙin kanku don son shi kamar yadda kuke yi. Wannan ita ce gogewa ta da HBO Babban Kare . (Kuma a, a fili ana kiransa 'Hot Dog'.)
Idan kuna son karnuka , puns ko kawai gabaɗaya murmushi kamar wawa na tsawon mintuna 30, wannan shine wasan kwaikwayo a gare ku. (Ban ji dadin fadin haka ba tabbas nuna min.)
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To menene wannan nunin gasar? Per HBO Max, 'Barka da zuwa ga mafi kyawun nunin ado na kare a duniya! Kowane episode na Babban Kare yana da ma'aurata uku da ke fuskantar gaba a gasar ƙirƙira kai-da-wutsiya don taken 'Mafi kyawun Nuni' da kyautar ,000. Wanda aka yi wa aiki tare da juya K-9s ɗin su zuwa K-10s, jerin sun gabatar da manyan masu sana'ar kiwo daga ko'ina cikin ƙasar waɗanda fassarar ƙalubalen ƙalubalen da jigogi a cikin akwatin-daga 'sarauta' da 'tatsuniya' zuwa 'safari' da kuma 'manyan jarumai'—hana mafi kyawun kamannin babban abokin mutum.'
Sun ci gaba da cewa, 'Tare da sharhi mai ban sha'awa daga alkalai biyu masu ban sha'awa, mashahurin mai salo na kare Jess Rona da ɗan wasan kwaikwayo / ɗan wasan barkwanci Robin Thede, tare da ɗan wasan barkwanci Matt Rogers a matsayin mai masaukin baki. Babban Kare ya baje kolin ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren ire-iren su a cikin ɗimbin ɗimbin ɗimbin gyare-gyare na kere-kere!' Duba? Ban yi wasa da puns ba.
Ok, Ok, cewa duk yana jin daɗi da wauta, amma me yasa zai zama editan nishadi zama da hankali da me yasa zai kira shi mafi kyawun nunin gasa akan TV?
Da farko, yana jin kamar kai ne kallon parody na wasan kwaikwayo na gasar ... amma yana da gaske. Ya wuce sama. Akwai saitin abin ba'a wanda aka lulluɓe da mutum-mutumin karen gwal da gaudy da ribbon a cikin kowane launi da aka sani ga mutum ('abokin aboki). Akwai hotunan kare. Kamar da yawa daga cikinsu. Akwai tafsirin mai masaukin baki (da kuma tacky, 'jajayen kafet masu dacewa' kayan masauki). Oh, kuma akwai ikirari daga masu gasa ... DA karnuka. Ya'all. Ku zo.
Na biyu, kamar yadda na ce, akwai la’anoni da yawa. Haute Dog. Mane taron. Wani shiri mai suna Barka da zuwa HollyWOOF!
Kuma a sa'an nan, ba shakka, akwai bayyane: karnuka suna da kyau sosai kuma ba za a yarda da su ba. A cikin kashi na ɗaya, wani poodle mai suna Superman ya sami salo ya yi kama da Elizabeth Taylor. Ina nufin...
magungunan gida don alamun a fuska
Kuma Zan iya ko ba zan ji haushin kaina ba don yaga a ƙarshen kashi na ɗaya a lokacin jawabin nasara na tunanin mai nasara.
Duk da yake kallon wasan kwaikwayo enraptured, na incredulously tambayi abokin tarayya, 'Wane ne manufa masu sauraro ga wannan?!' Amma na riga na san amsar. Ni
fakitin fuska multani mitti don bushewar fata
Babban Kare ba za a rasa ba. Mutum zai iya ma kira shi un- fur -gaskiya.
