Ka so su ko nishi a gare su, baban barkwanci wani bangare ne na rayuwa. Yi bikin mazajenku na musamman tare da waɗannan hilario&mu (kuma gaskiya) maganganun Ranar Uba waɗanda suka nuna cewa ko da Ryan Reynolds, Stephen Colbert da Matt Damon duk suna ƙoƙarin gano hakan. Sanya daya a cikin kati, tawagar shi tare da saitin sabbin hanyoyin haɗin gwiwa / ƙwallon golf / kayan aikin gasa kuma aika shi zuwa baba, kakan ko mijinki. Hakanan zaka iya ajiye ɗayan waɗannan abubuwan ban dariya don Yuni 20, kuma kuyi post akan Insta ko Facebook maimakon. (Ka tabbata baba ya san yadda ake yin waɗannan.)
1. Haihuwar 'ya'ya tamkar zama ne a gidan da ba a taba gani ba. Babu wanda ke barci, komai ya karye kuma akwai yawan amai. – Ray Romano
2. Maza su rika canza diaper kullum. Yana da kwarewa mai lada sosai. Yana tsabtace tunani. Yana kama da wanke jita-jita, amma tunanin idan jita-jita ne yaranku, don haka kuna son jita-jita da gaske. - Chris Martin
3. Da girma na girma, da wayo mahaifina kamar ya samu. - Tim Russert
4. Kiwon yara na iya zama aikin rashin godiya tare da sa'o'i masu ban dariya, amma aƙalla albashin yana tsotsa. - Jim Gaffigan
5. Ina son dana ya sanya hular kwano awa 24 a rana. Idan an yarda da shi a cikin jama'a, da zan kasance farkon wanda zai sami yaro na a cikin cikakken kwalkwali kuma kamar keji a kan abin rufe fuska. - Ina Arnett
6. A lokacin da mutum ya gane cewa watakila mahaifinsa yana da gaskiya, yawanci yana da ɗa wanda yake tunanin ya yi kuskure. - Charles Wadsworth
7. Siyan kifin zinare shine babban hanyar koya musu alhakin alhakin 24-36 hours. Yadda za a furta Conan O'Brien
8. Za ku iya faɗi shekarar da ta fi dacewa a rayuwar mahaifinku domin suna ganin sun daskare wannan salon sutura kuma su hau shi. - Jerry Seinfeld
9. Lokacin ina yaro dan shekara 14, mahaifina ya jahilci sosai, da kyar na iya jurewa da tsoho. Amma lokacin da na kai shekara 21, na yi mamakin irin koyo da dattijon ya koya cikin shekara bakwai. — Mark Twain
10. Ya kamata a sami waƙar yara: 'Idan kuna farin ciki kuma kun san ta, ku ajiye shi a kan kanku kuma ku bar babanku ya yi barci.' - Jim Gaffigan
11. Uba yana daukar hotuna inda kudinsa suke. - Steve Martin
12. Kyakkyawan tarbiyya yana nufin saka hannun jari a makomar yaranku, shiyasa nake ajiyewa in saya mini hoverboard wata rana. - Lin Manuel Miranda
13. Fitar da ƙorafi daga cikin ɗan ƙaramin abu a lokacin da take buƙata tabbas shine mafi girman gamsuwar da na samu a wannan lokacin a rayuwata. Yana da gaske daya daga cikin mafi gamsarwa lokaci a rayuwa. - Brad Pitt
14. Hanya daya tilo da zan iya kwatanta [mahaifin] — yana jin wauta — amma a ƙarshen Yadda Grinch ya sace Kirsimeti, kin san yadda zuciyarsa ke girma kamar sau biyar? Komai ya cika; yana cika koyaushe. – Matt Damon
David Roark/Disney ta hanyar Getty Images15. Ubangida yana da girma don kana iya lalatar da wani daga karce. - Jon Stewart
16. Sa’ad da nake ƙarami, na ce wa mahaifina wata rana da rana, ‘Baba, za ka kai ni gidan zoo?’ Ya amsa, ‘Idan gidan zoo yana son ka, bari su zo su ɗauke ka.’ — Jerry Lewis
17. Na gwammace in sha bututun zafi mai zafi, da na hau jirgi da yarana biyu. A lokacin da suke da shekaru biyu kawai sai su cire duk kayan su kuma su gabatar da kansu ga kowa da kowa a cikin jirgin. Kamar dai, 'Don Allah za mu iya sauka a gonar manomi?' - Ryan Reynolds
18. Na soke maganar da na yi da farko, ‘Ba zan taɓa iya soyayya da yarinyar da take diba wandonta akai-akai ba.’ (Ban sadu da ɗiyata ba tukuna.) – Dax Shepard
19. Lokacin da kake matashi, kana tunanin mahaifinka Superman ne. Sa'an nan kuma ka girma, kuma ka gane cewa shi mutum ne na yau da kullum wanda ke sa tufafi. - Dave Attell
20. Duk lokacin da ɗaya cikin yarana ya ce, ‘Barka da dare, Baba,’ koyaushe ina tunanin kaina, ‘Ba haka kake nufi ba.’ – Jim Gaffigan
21. Ka tuna: Abin da baba yake so shi ne barci. Da gaske. -Dave Barry
22. 'Yata ta samu mani gwanjon 'Duniya Mafi kyawun Uba. Don haka mun san cewa ta yi ba'a. - Bob Odenkirk
23. Ɗana mai shekara 4 ya ba ni katin da aka yi da hannu don Ranar Uba. Wataƙila don Kirsimeti zan zana masa hoton wasu kayan wasan yara. - Jim Gaffigan
Hotunan Gabriel Olsen/Getty24. Ta yaya ɗana mai shekaru 3 ya san kowane nau'in nau'in nau'in dinosaur kuma ba zan iya tunawa da lambar wayar gida ta ba? – Taye Diggs
25. Ko da yake ina alfahari mahaifina ya ƙirƙira madubin duba baya, ba mu kusa kamar yadda muka bayyana. -Stewart Francis
26. A tafiyarmu ta karfe 6 na safe, 'yata ta tambayi inda wata ke tafiya kowace safiya. Na sanar da ita yana cikin sama yana ziyartar 'yancin daddy. - Ryan Reynolds
27. Ina jin kamar nasarar da aka samu na iyaye yana jin kamar na kasa dukan yini a yau, amma na tashi gobe kuma in sake yin shi kuma da fatan sun zama mutum mai kyau.—Justin Timberlake
28. Ina ƙin sa'ad da sababbin iyaye suka tambayi yaron wane kama. An haife shi minti 15 da suka wuce, yana kama da dankalin turawa. - Kevin Hart
na halitta magunguna ga sun tan